The Santa Brand - A Pitch Perfect Spoof by Quietroom

There are brands. There are super-brands. And then there’s this brand. You can imagine how cringingly gloatful we were when santaclaus global enterprises invited us to hew from our raw imagination their brand guidelines. Frankly, we wept. Click the image below and you can read it and weep too.


This is such brilliant satirical genius. Take a couple of minutes and become a Santa Brand Expert (SBE.)

Updated: It's that time of the year, time for a brand refresh. Quietroom has expanded the Santa Brand to update it to reflect all the things a brand needs in 2013.  

Antonio Ortiz

Antonio Ortiz has always been an autodidact with an eclectic array of interests. Fascinated with technology, advertising and culture he has forged a career that combines them all. In 1991 Antonio developed one of the very first websites to market the arts. It was text based, only available to computer scientists, and increased attendance to the Rutgers Arts Center where he had truly begun his professional career. Since then Antonio has been an early adopter and innovator merging technology and marketing with his passion for art, culture and entertainment. For a more in-depth look at those passions, visit

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